Zzzzzzz

I need help. Seriously. I snore. I snore loudly. My girl says it sounds like an old man is in the bedroom. I snore so loudly that even after my girl kicks me out of the bedroom and I go sleep in the hall or the study, she still hears me. All you dogs know that a dog is supposed to sleep in the bedroom to protect their humans. My girl is so upset with me waking her up multiple times during the night that she is threatening to ban me from the bedroom at night. How am I supposed to make sure she is okay if I can't be near her?

Does anyone know a way for me to get my snoring under control? I was thinking maybe those breath right strips that people use might help but my nose is too fuzzy to stick them on.